Big Tings Gowan For Us…

Finally! Finally it’s happened – I have gone and bought loudribs.com and actually made some sort of functioning shop to sit on top of it! So from now on, you can buy all of my tat from one convenient location and revel in all it’s noisy ribsness.

Quite what happens to this weird little outpost of the internet, I’m not sure yet but from now on, make loudribs.com you’re first stop in the quest for random tosh.

Exciting times, Lemmings – exciting times!

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GTA: Brexit

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This has taken an absolute bloody age to do and also remind what a ball ache Cameron is to draw (he’s essentially featureless – it’s like drawing a fatberg) but – at last – it is done! Behold, my GTA: Brexit poster – the carnage simulator for those who’ve graduated from mowing down pedestrians to stacking whole nations into a wall. You can get this design on all sorts of cobbler here.

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In The Shite Garden

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As the parent of a toddler, I spend most of my waking hours wanting to punch the inhabitants of The Night Garden, but – seeing how it’s Easter Sunday – I’m going to let one of its denizens off the hook today. Lucky old Makka Pakka, eh? Long may he continue to faintly worry the nation with his obsessive behaviour…

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Oh City of Mine…

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Yeah yeah yeah – I know: Leeds is not by the sea. The thing is that I live in Leeds and the natives (whom I have to walk among, day in, day out) have been getting restless and somewhat threatening in their demands for their own poster. Given that I already suffer enough abuse at their hands, I thought it only prudent to knock this little beauty together and also take the opportunity to get even with Manchester at the same time (we have a great many scores to settle, Manchester and I). So here we are, Leeds in all of it’s awful, awful splendour and not a pier, promenade or esplanade to be seen.

Postcards and prints available from the Rubbish Seaside Etsy store or at Fabrication in The Light, Leeds…

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*sigh*

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It’s good to have a hobby…

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A Snifter of Rando

Two little telly related quickies for you:

The first is in honour of the Clash of Quizzie Titan’s that’s set to take place on tonight’s University Challenge. If you haven’t been watching then shame on you as this series has excelled in big personalities – the biggest of which are going head-to-head tonight. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my interpretation of what the Bobby Seagull vs Monkman semi-final might just look like.

Aaaaaaaand secondly, to celebrate finishing the Leeds Rubbish Seaside poster (more on that soon) I’ve allowed myself an afternoon of tossing about and drawing Tomasz Schafernaker forecasting a giant weather knob. Don’t ask me why.

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Greetings, Pokers…

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If you’ve just arrived at here via The Poke and are in the market for seaside tat to purchase then fear not – you can find purchasable coastal slander at the following places:

For postcards and A3 prints, head over to the Rubbish Seaside Etsy store

For T-shirts, Red Molotov will be able to sort you out

For assorted wares like mugs, laptop covers, duvets (srsly, I shit you not) then Redbubble’s where you want to be….

Or, if you’re in Leeds then drop into Fabrication in The Light for irl seaside merch or The Greedy Pig for handsomely framed stuffs.

Anyway, stick around and have a poke about – if you’re in the market for cruel Richard Madeley photoshops then there are bloody loads on this site!